Wheeze Fat

Wheeze Fat is an interactive game for the Wheeze.

 Development 

(one day this will be put in as a Star Wars sytle crawl, but for now you get to pretend)

A long time ago in a really f*cked up place far, far away, Nuntendew had spawned off all manner of madness. They made Samus Aran kwikscop leik a boss. They made Mario a weed addict. They made a Legend of Zelda where Zelda ACTUALLY IS the main character.

But they felt something missing in their life. They had brought great joy, insanity, and marijuana promotion to the world. But they wanted more. They wanted to help people.

So they looked to the heavens and asked, "What is the number one problem facing the world today?"

And the answer, of course, is Untied Shoe Laces.

But Flint Lockwood already solved that problem, so they looked to the heavens and asked, "What is the number TWO problem facing the world today?"

And the answer... was Girls' Self Esteem Issues.

"Well duh", Nuntendew's three employees thought. In a world where the idea of "sexy" is just plain ridiculous, of COURSE that's a problem. SO the REAL question became, "What do we do about it?"

And then it hit them.

So while other game companies made fitness games, Nuntendew spent years working on something greater. Something that would help the girls of the world greatly. Something that would show them just how ridiculous "sexy" is, and provide them an alternative to it, one that would make them happy.

And they called it...

Wheeze Fat.

 Gameplay 

Wheeze Fat is played while sitting on the Wheeze Imbalance Board.

Training centers around four categories: Strength Detraining, Sitting Down, Stuffing, and Imbalance Games.

Strength Detraining: Put your weakness to the test with various disexcersizes designed to de-tone and de-muscle!

Sitting Down: Pretty self explanatory.

Stuffing: I won't explain what this one is, I'll just say that hopefully you have food nearby. That, and "We didn't program this one".

Imbalance Games: Get out of the action with fun, imbalance-based games centered around the Wheeze Imbalance Board.