Nuntendew Enragement System

The Nuntendew Enragement System was the first gaming console created by Nuntendew.

 Release and Reception 

The Nuntendew Enragement System was released in 1983 in America, and it was released nowhere else. It's release coincided with the Video Game Crash of 1983, which it's believed Nuntendew caused in the first place.

It was arguably the WORST game console of its time. It was also the ONLY console of its time, so... yea.

It was succeeded by the Snooper Nuntendew Enragement System, created with the promise that it wouldn't be NEARLY as bad as the Nuntendew Enragement System. It was.

 Games 

The Nuntendew Enragement System released the very first Nuntendew games upon the world, giving it its first taste of what madness awaits it. Its games were as follows:

-Doge Hunt

-Rice Climbers

-Super Parlio Bros. [1/2/3]

-Super Parlio Bros.: The (intentionally) Lost Levels

-The Zegend of Lelda [1/2]

-Swegtroid

 Gameplay 

Gameplay on the Nuntendew Enragement System involved a D-Pad, two buttons, and the Start and Select buttons. Seems fairly innocent, except the controller had nuclear material inside it, which made it illegal everywhere except for America, because, you know, they're Americans.

Aside from the nuclear material, the Nuntendew Enragement System played fairly well, given what it was. And what it was was a very, very awful console.

The Nuntendew Enragement System came with a few accessories. The Enragement Blasta, for example, was a small gun that could be used in Doge Hunt. This gun, however, always shot to the left of where you aimed, thus making it enraging. There was also a variant controller with a speaker in it. The speaker always played dial-up internet sounds and it also replaced the important START and SELECT buttons, Thus the variant controller was useless.

Perhaps the most infamous add-on was scROB, a little robot who was created to play the game with the player, while doing so in a proper MLG Pro Swag Master fashion. However, he was too scrubly to be of any use, and he was scrapped instantly.

 Downfall 

The Nuntendew Enragement System did FAR better than its zero competitors, and beat all none of them to best seller. Eventually, however, people realized, "Hey, this thing is AWFUL." It was never bought or manufactured again. I'm just amazed how long that took.

 Trivia 

-"Nuntendew Enragement System" still abbreviates to NES.